Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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