2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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