I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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