So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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