a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
im holly from the hills drunk
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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