Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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