I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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