Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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