idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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