See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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