This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
