Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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