Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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