I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
