Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
