She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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