It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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