I must be too annoying 4 u.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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