so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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