shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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