Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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