good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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