what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
