After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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