My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
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