it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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