the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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