Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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