I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
