Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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