I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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