He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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