I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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