At least make sure they are 18
Why
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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