Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Randomize