My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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