i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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