Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
It's shark week go big or go home
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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