some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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