I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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