I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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