Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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