...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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