Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
Randomize
