i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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