dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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