it was like eating out sand paper
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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