brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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