Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
