i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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