I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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