Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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