i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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